The "Five Point Plan"

I've been working very hard these past few weeks on the art of seduction. I've boiled it down to a simple 5 point plan to ensure that the casual passerby will be hooked:

Rule #1: Be cool. Never let 'em know how interested you might be:

Rule #2: "The half-smile" - When you make eye contact, give 'em a glimpse of what's to come:

Rule #3: Find a common interest (no matter how weird you think it is!):

Rule #4: Display feats of strength (ie pushups!)

and lastly ... if all else fails...

Rule #5: Show 'em a little toosh!